Friday, August 28, 2009

Recipe for Angina

2 lbs of mucus, stir briskly in a bowl until light and fluffy
blow on this mixture until it cools down
and when it's good and cool
add a pinch of salt
add a medium-sized pimento
and a tsp. of cayenne

then throw the bowl at your neighbour
the one with
stank fish breath
because he was eating rotten lobster sauce all night long in a condemned vietnamese bakery

Afterwards, shut up your ding dong in a old silk sock
then boil
it'll taste like a hot dog (children don't lie).

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